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Thursday, March 29, 2012
April Fools Day Part 1
In the video people speak what sounds like English, but really they are saying complete nonsense. The second part of my midterm partially focuses on Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (which we recently watched) and partially asks questions that either don't make sense or are much too hard to answer. This part of the exam had instructions at the top that said to read the entire exam once before beginning to answer questions, and at the end it says not to answer any questions and turn the test in. Here's the test:
Listening Comprehension
First Listen:
What is the dialogue about? Write 2 sentences.
Second Listen:
What did the woman buy the man?
What do they talk about at dinner?
What does the man say to the woman to make her cry?
Final Listen:
Write down 15 words that the people use in the movie.
*** Before you begin read ALL of the questions and ALL the instructions.***
Short Answer
1) Write 4 sentences explaining the meaning of “literary criticism.”
2) In Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid, name the following characters:
a) The character that keeps newspapers. ____________________
b) The character that gets blow up in the train. _________________
c) The character that chews tobacco. _________________
d) The character that can’t swim __________________
e) The character who is a teacher___________________
3) Give examples of the following grammatical terms:
a) Metaphor
b) Adverb
c) Assonance
d) Coruscant
e) Gerund
f) Beeblebrox
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Essay Question
In “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” a dialectic forms between the concept of “lawman” and the concept of “outlaw.” Pick your favorite character from the movie and describe the dialectic inherent within his/her transformation. Write 10 sentences.
Multiple Choice, Fill in the Blank
1) Percy: “Yes, there are ___________, lots of ____________, don’t you want to know why?”
2) What does News like to do?
a) Rob banks and trains
b) Read his name in the newspaper
c) Read the news
d) Fly airplanes
3) Translate the following word into English: 芦笋
a) Broccoli
b) Cauliflower
c) Asparagus
d) Pumpernickel
4) Percy: “_____________. I’ve got ______________ on my team.”
5) Translate the following word into English: 势不可挡
a) Ultrakill
b) Unstoppable
c) God-like
d) Megakill
6) What was Sundance’s favorite food?
a) Mutton Stew
b) 饺子
c) Cheeseburgers with Bacon
d) 回锅牛肉炒饭
Do NOT answer any of the questions on this test. Write your name on each page, and give them to me. When you are done, you can leave class. 愚人节快乐。Happy April Fools Day.
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Limits of language in China
"I was teaching kids in my writing class about metaphors and similes, and I wanted them to make a simile describing how cute a baby panda is. I started the sentence for them: 'a baby panda is as cute as a __________.' After much hesitation, someone ventured a word: 'baby.' Having an idea of what might come next, I pushed the question--'a baby...what?' Another student volunteered then now inevitable answer: 'a baby panda.' This seems like an inevitable mixup in an English learning environment, but I prefer to think that these students simply couldn't conceive of something else that could compare in cuteness to a baby panda. In fact, the cuteness of a baby panda could only be described by the words "as cute as a baby panda," and those words could only be applied to a baby panda. Baby pandas are really cute.
Saturday, February 25, 2012
九寨沟
JiuZhaiGou
I’ll let the pictures do most of the talking here, but what should be immediately apparent is that this place is amazing. Best described as most of the wonder of a high rocky mountain valley with many of the quirks of China, JiuZhaiGou took my breath away (and not just because it was 8,000 feet higher than Chengdu). A mountain stream full of Travertine disperses rather than channelizes, forming a wide, shallow stream that occasionally rockets over waterfalls and makes turquoise blue pools.
The non-scenic excitement of the trip was largely negative for me—I ate something bad the day before and was a little sick on the ride there. This was exacerbated by a night of frequent trips to the bathroom, a supposed 5:30 am start time (further exacerbated by a phone call in the local dialect at 4:45 am telling me [I think] that our start time had been changed to 5:00 am), a 12 hour bus ride, and a tour guide who not only loved to hear himself talk. Matt and I were shortly in trouble with the tour guide because we didn’t want to pay an extra US$ 30 to go to a bonfire party. However, he taught me that it is important never to sleep above 3,000 meters, or else you might stop breathing. Unless it is night time, then it is ok.
Two other non-scenic parts of the tour were notable: the first was that when some of the others noticed that I was not eating much at dinner, they ended up toting me off to a pharmacy where they argued over whether to get me traditional medicine or western medicine for whatever I had, and then gave me a slew of advice including that I should take a 30 minute hot shower with the water pointed at my neck to make me feel better. In a hotel with no heating, done and done.
The other was that we got a great deal on our trip because the tour we joined included stops at five (5!) shopping centers on the way back where they first give you a lecture about the importance of their product (crystals, medicine, yak meat, jewelry, or bamboo products) and then send you into a maze of a shopping area to buy overpriced but very very important goods (they will improve your energy, cure any ailments, give you strength and taste great, make you look professional, or dry quickly). I bought a wash cloth made of bamboo fibers for less than a dollar, which I needed to wash my face.